TheTwinningCandleCo
🎄 Sassy & Festive Keychains: Funny Christmas Quotes Collection
🎄 Sassy & Festive Keychains: Funny Christmas Quotes Collection
✨Please allow processing time as we fulfill orders✨
🤍 every order is handmade by just the two of us while we also care for our gma + pup. we’re currently working through months of orders to now, so processing times are longer than usual. thank you for supporting us and being patient 🤍
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Carry the Christmas spirit…with a side of sass! These hilarious keychains are perfect for holiday lovers with a sense of humor. Whether for gifting or treating yourself, each design is a conversation starter!
✨ Featured Quotes:
- “Let It Snow…Somewhere Else” ❄️
- “Silent Night, Please” 😴
- “Smells Like Christmas Spirit” 🎅
- “I Got Fat for Christmas” 🍪
- “I Like Big Bulbs” 💡
- “Sleigh My Name” 🛷
- “You Rock My Christmas Socks” 🧦
- “Crazy Christmas Lady” 🤪
- “Morning Person…Dec 25th Only” 🌅
- “Too Cute to Wear Ugly Sweaters” 👗
- “OCD – Obsessive Christmas Disorder” 🎄
- “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” 🎶
💌 Bundle Options
- Single Keychain – Pick your favorite funny quote!
- 3-Pack Mix & Match – Choose 3 quotes for yourself or as gifts 🎁
- 5-Pack Keychains – More quotes, more laughs! 😆
- Surprise Bundle – Let us pick 3–5 designs for a festive surprise 🎉
🌟 Product Details
- Material: Durable acrylic with keyring
- Size: 2–3 inches, perfect for bags or keys
- Finish: Glossy & festive
- Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth
🎁 Perfect For
- Holiday stocking stuffers
- Secret Santa gifts
- Festive desk or bag charm
- Spreading holiday cheer with humor!
💡 Notes
- Please specify your quote choice(s) in the “Notes” section at checkout.
- Mix and match bundles can include any combination of quotes!
Shipping & Returns!
Shipping & Returns!
Your handmade treasures are packed with care and sent with cozy vibes straight to your home. 🕯️☕🧵💎
⏳ Processing Times ✨
All items are handmade with love, so we ask for a little patience while we prepare your order. 💌
🌿 Candles & Wax Melts: 7- 10 business days
🌿 Keychains: 1–2 business days
🌿 Tumblers: 3–4 business days
🌿 Punch Needle & Diamond Art Coasters: 3–4 business days
📌 Orders placed on weekends or holidays ship the next business day.
🚚 Shipping Options & Rates 💖
We offer multiple shipping options so your cozy goodies arrive just the way you want! ✨
💌 Standard USPS: 3–7 business days — $5 (Free on orders $50+)
💌 Expedited USPS: 2–3 business days — $12
💌 Priority USPS: 1–2 business days — $20
🔍 All orders include tracking so you can follow your cozy treasures every step of the way! 🏡💖
🌍 International Shipping🌟
✈️ Processing: 2–4 business days
✈️ Delivery: 10–21 business days (varies by location)
✈️ Customs fees: May apply
📌 Delivery may take longer during holiday seasons 🎄❄️
📦 Packaging & Care 💛
Each item is carefully packed to ensure it arrives safely and ready to delight! 💖
✨ Candles & Wax Melts: Wrapped securely to prevent damage
✨ Keychains & Coasters: Cushioned packaging for protection
✨ Tumblers: Shipped upright and wrapped carefully
✨ Coasters: Secure packaging to protect stitching & sparkle
💌 Every package is a little bundle of cozy joy!
❓Need Help? 💌
Email us at thetwinningcandleco@gmail.com 💖
We’re happy to assist with any shipping questions or concerns!
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