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TheTwinningCandleCo

“Sarcasm Is My Love Language” Retro Motel Keychain

“Sarcasm Is My Love Language” Retro Motel Keychain

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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✨Please allow processing time as we fulfill orders✨

Color: Orange

🤍 every order is handmade by just the two of us while we also care for our gma + pup. we’re currently working through months of orders to now, so processing times are longer than usual. thank you for supporting us and being patient 🤍

Your support moves packages out the door! 🤍

Made to Order 🤎

This item is hand-poured/crafted after purchase to ensure freshness and quality. Please allow processing time before shipment.

For the emotionally unavailable, the chronically tired, and the girlies who show affection through eye-rolls and quick-witted comebacks — this one’s for you.

This bright orange retro-style keychain proudly announces your true love language: sarcasm.
Because who needs soft words and poetry when you can offer someone the gift of your perfectly timed side-eye?

✨ Features:

  • Bold orange acrylic that stands out as loudly as your personality

  • Crisp black lettering with a playful circular design

  • Lightweight, durable, and ready to be tossed onto keys, bags, or gifted to your favorite sarcastic human

  • Adds instant attitude to any bundle, gift box, or wholesale set

Perfect For:
Sass queens • Sarcasm connoisseurs • People who say “I’m fine” but are definitely not fine • Anyone who shows love by clowning the people they care about

Wear it proudly — after all, nothing says “I adore you” like a well-delivered joke at someone’s expense. 😌🧡

Shipping & Returns!

Your handmade treasures are packed with care and sent with cozy vibes straight to your home. 🕯️☕🧵💎

⏳ Processing Times ✨

All items are handmade with love, so we ask for a little patience while we prepare your order. 💌

🌿 Candles & Wax Melts: 7- 10 business days

🌿 Keychains: 1–2 business days

🌿 Tumblers: 3–4 business days

🌿 Punch Needle & Diamond Art Coasters: 3–4 business days

📌 Orders placed on weekends or holidays ship the next business day.

🚚  Shipping Options & Rates 💖

We offer multiple shipping options so your cozy goodies arrive just the way you want! ✨

💌 Standard USPS: 3–7 business days — $5 (Free on orders $50+)

💌 Expedited USPS: 2–3 business days — $12

💌 Priority USPS: 1–2 business days — $20

🔍 All orders include tracking so you can follow your cozy treasures every step of the way! 🏡💖

🌍 International Shipping🌟

✈️ Processing: 2–4 business days

✈️ Delivery: 10–21 business days (varies by location)

✈️ Customs fees: May apply

📌 Delivery may take longer during holiday seasons 🎄❄️

📦 Packaging & Care 💛

Each item is carefully packed to ensure it arrives safely and ready to delight! 💖

✨ Candles & Wax Melts: Wrapped securely to prevent damage

✨ Keychains & Coasters: Cushioned packaging for protection

✨ Tumblers: Shipped upright and wrapped carefully

✨ Coasters: Secure packaging to protect stitching & sparkle

💌 Every package is a little bundle of cozy joy! 

❓Need Help? 💌

Email us at thetwinningcandleco@gmail.com 💖

We’re happy to assist with any shipping questions or concerns!

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