{"product_id":"the-where-are-my-keys-motel-keychain","title":"The ‘Where Are My Keys’ Motel Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet’s be honest — this isn’t just a keychain. It’s a daily coping mechanism.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’re the type of person who can leave the house fully prepared… but still manage to lose your keys within 4 seconds of existing, this was made for you. It’s for the last-minute panic searches, the couch cushion digging, the “I literally just had them” spiral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe made this motel-style keychain for the chronically disorganized, the always-running-late, and the people who have accepted that losing their keys is just part of their personality at this point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, chaotic, and painfully relatable — it turns your everyday frustration into something a little funny (and a lot more aesthetic on your keys).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it on your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a reminder that you are, in fact, not alone in the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMotel-style acrylic keychain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight + durable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-contrast printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for everyday use (and daily panic)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who say “where are my keys” out loud at least once a day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFriends who are always late but cute about it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for chaotic besties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you might still lose your keys… but at least now you’ll look good doing it. ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TheTwinningCandleCo","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":59528881438801,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear","offer_id":59528881471569,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":59528881504337,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Other","offer_id":59528881537105,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0575\/7838\/9585\/files\/D584A5CF-5D27-4429-A60D-E7D901B63771.jpg?v=1779019546","url":"https:\/\/thetwinningcandleco.myshopify.com\/products\/the-where-are-my-keys-motel-keychain","provider":"TheTwinningCandleCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}